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MY PILOT HAS NO HANDS!
I'm positive there's something in the air, some kind of hallucinogen. Ever since I boarded this plane, I've been seeing things when I blink, very strange things. The hostess at the door was pretty and tall, when I blinked she was a wrinkled, hunched thing. I blinked again, pretty girl. Again, wrinkled thing.
I staggered back in confusion and she reached out a smooth/rough hand to steady me. I figured I was imagining things out of dehydration or something so I assured her I was fine and went to my seat in business class.
Now I'm in seat 5F and my neighbour in 5E has an eye on his warty chin when I blink. There's a strange...