Have you ever had an horrifying experience that left you traumatized for years?

Have you ever seen your bestfriend transform into a monster right in front of you?

Have you ever felt a deep feeling of resentment, and at the same time, pity for the most important people in your life simultaneously?

Have you ever passed out with your fist closed around a human organ?

I bet you haven't. But if you have, then I see you partner! and I hope you're out of therapy already. I also hope you've gotten to the point where you can share your story with the world like I plan to do now.

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We’d written our final exams for the semester and most students had gone home for the break, the few students around were either training for sports (like my best friend, Gloria who was the school's shot put champion), finishing up one business or the other, or were lovebirds, trying to catch all the fun they would miss while they're apart.

I and about forty-six others weren't in any of these category, we remained in school battling some particularly head-splitting assignments we had. Most of our lecturers were sadists who loved sapping all our spare time!

I was in the departmental classroom,...