"I visited twenty-eight years old, when I visited a place called earth" An alien shape shifter called Lidia announced to Bert, also an alien, they. we're both from a planet called Lido.
"What was it like there?"
"I'll read you the diary, I made while I was there" She took the journal out of the top draw, sat herself down and opened the journal to the page where her journey to earth had begun....