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THE KNIVES OF AH BEAR WRITTEN BY BRANDON EARL BYRUM
WELL I WAS DOING WHAT I
WAS POST TO LIKE EVERY OTHER DAY. MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS I SAY THEN OUT OF NO WHERE I HEARD AH LOUD ROAR. SUDDENLY THE KNIVES OF AH BEAR HIT ME GOOD HE STUCK HIS TONGUE OUT AND SAID I WAS NO GOOD. DANCEING AROUND LIKE THERE WAS AH CROWD HE WAS YELLING COME ON AND BE READY TO LOOSE. SO I STOOD UP WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO CHOOSE I DID THE BEARS ROUND TWO BUT THIS TIME I DIDNT FIGHT FARE. LIKE I WANTED TO OH NO I TOOK UP AH SHIELD AND SWORD BLOCKED HIS SWINGS LIKE MY MASTERS TAUGHT ME TO AND CUT OUT THE BEARS KNIVES IT HURTED HIM PRETTY BAD THAT HE COULDNT FIGHT NO MORE WICH WAS WHAT I WANTED SO AFTER I PATCHED THE BEAR UP SO HE DID NOT DIE WE BECAME FRIENDLY COMPANIONS HE AND I AND HAVE BEEN THAT WAY EVER SINCE BUT THAT DAMN BEAR STILL DONT FIGHT FARE LIKE MY MASTERS TAUGHT ME TO DO SO NOW THE MASTERS KICKED ME OUT AND EXILED ME INTO A REALM OF MY OWN WITH THE BEAR MY COMPANION AND FRIEND THUS THE STORY OF THE
KNIVES OF AH BEAR THAT NEVER ENDS STUCK IN AH BOOK TO BE AH BOOK FOREVER THEN ONE DAY OUT OF THE BLUE AH MASTER CAUGHT EYE OF AND SAID HHHM I KNOW HOW TO FREE YOU SIRE AND YOUR AH PRETTY GOOD GUY YOURSELF AND DONT WORRY WERE ONE OF THE SAME WALKING OUT OF HIS CHAMBERS NOW KNOWING
HOW TO FREE HIS FRIEND
THUS HE BROUGHT BACK THE MAN AND THE BEAR BUT KEPT THEM SEPRATED FROM EACH OTHER WITH AH OLD ANCIENT SPELL THAT WAS SIMPLE BUT IT WORKED THEY WENT THERE SEPRATE WAYS AND NEVER MET EACH OTHER NOT EVEN IN AH
FIGHT SO ALWAYS THE MAN AND THE BEAR FOUGHT FARE YEARS WENT BY TOWNS WERE AT PEACE TILL THE MONSTER THAT LIVED NEAR BY IN AH CAVE CAUGHT WIND OF THIS SO HE CONJURED UP AH MONSTERIZED VERSION OF AH BEAR TOLD THIS
FALSE FORBIDDEN
CREATURE THAT LOOKED LIKED AH BEAR OF MONSTERIZED PERPORTIONS TO DESTROY THE TOWNS HE WENT OUT THROUGH THE MONSTERS CAVE WALL DESTROYING THE MONSTERS CAVE AS WELL THUS THE MONSTER REALIZED HE NOW DIDNT HAVE AH HOME HE YELLED THIS BETTER WORK
NOW THIS FALSE BEAR THING WAS CLOSING IN DESTROYING THE TOWNS THE MAN REALIZED THIS WASNT AH BEAR BUT SOMETHING MUCH WORSE THIS TIME ATTACKING HIS TOWNS SO HE CALLED FORTH HIS SWORD SHEILD AND HIS BEAR RODE IN ON HIS BEARS BACK LIKE AH COWBOY RIDES AH HORSE THEY BATTLED FOR HOURS BUT SOON THE MAN DEAFEATED THE MONSTERIZED BEAR SAVED HIS TOWNS THAT HE DID SO FINALY FREE FROM HIS IMPRISONMENT FROM THE MASTERS THE MAN AND HIS TOWNS LIVED IN PEACE LOVE AND PROSPERITY AND HAS BEEN THAT WAY FOR MANY OF YEARS NOW FOR THE MAN RESLIZED HE WAS THE PROTECTOR OF HIS TOWNS THUS EVERYONE LIVED HAPPY EVER AFTER
THE END.
© Brandon Earl Byrum