My grandfather arrived at last and I acted like I wasn’t a naughty boy when he was away and unfortunately for me the neighbours already when I came from school and his annoying wife was on my case like a fly but anyway we have the lying disease and it saved me. I remember I told my grandfather I was wasn’t a bad boy and if he doesn’t believe me he can ask my uncle. What my grandfather didn’t know my uncle will stand with me it’s not that bad so he had no choice but to let it go because the neighbours also had no evidence that I was messing around in his house. However, I knew as long as I kept the house and the yard nice and firm. Of course there was no problem at all. So I entered the house from school as usually and I greet as well so as I was passing the lounge straight to my room I was crossing my finger that he noticed nothing because I would be in the corner and to save myself I didn’t think that I would have that one but luckily nothing happed.
My worry at the moment was that what if Zusiphe wants to come over and what would I do but as a guy I already had a plan for that and definitely I was going to work. And as I was at my room changing my school uniform wearing my usually clothes and which I did then I went to the kitchen with the technique I’m famous of. The technique is known as food killing to those you didn’t know as I entered the kitchen I got bumped to my boring grandfather’s wife (Liz’bhedi) and I acted like I didn’t see her because I wasn’t paying attention to her. I wished I was hearing headphones so that I don’t even hear what she was going to say but luckily for her I wasn’t hearing headsets. The funny part is looking like I was looking for something the whole kitchen because I was trying to chase her away or maybe she doesn’t interrupt at all perhaps something like that. Unfortunately, she didn’t even move a little but she got curious about what I was looking for and she wanted to help me find it then I gave up my little pride immediately.
“What are you looking for Aziwe?” Mam’Lizi asked.
“I was looking for my tekkie cleaner Mam’Lizi” I said.
“When the last time you place it?” Mam’Lizi asked again.
“Right here under this drawer.” I said.
What she didn’t know I was lying to her from the start because I thought she would not mind me and go to the lounge or something but she insisted to look for it with me. And I let her look for something I know exactly that it’s in my room. Anyway since she was curious about what I was looking for and she was all over the kitchen helping to look for nothing. According to how I saw her she was so serious and focused and I wanted to laugh but I remember I had to go with the plan and she would finally give up and left the kitchen. However, she made that she will stop looking until I got it but I was tired playing her so I told her that I will try and look for it later on.
“Let’s look it later Mam’Lizi” I said.
“Okay. What changed your mind?’ Mam’Lizi asked politely and concerned.
“Don’t worry Mam’Lizi about what changed my mind anyway maybe I did misplace it somewhere” said Mam’Lizi.
“Okay my child. Go make yourself something to eat by the way I’m glad that I could help where I can” said Mam’Lizi”
“Only the pleasure Mam’Lizi” I said.
“I will be at lounge if you need anything” said Mam’Lizi.
Finally, she did exactly what I wanted her to do from the very first place and as she was going to the lounge I was dancing at the kitchen and inner sayings where I was saying “finally, the old lady is running away”. So I made fried eggs with white bread for me and it was lot of food as I was in the kitchen I wasn’t in the mood of talking because I was dying of hunger. However, my grandfather on the other side was calling my name when I went to the lounge to listen on whatever he was going to say, my mouth was full of food I couldn’t even talk properly because food pieces were coming out of my mouth as I was talking. Anyway I did that on purpose because really hated being called while I’m having something will give me energy so that I will be able to do other things well like my home works, be able to study for my exams. June exams...