Chapter One


"...So you see officers, it was just a misunderstanding understanding. I didn't serve anyone all these donkeys. I merely ate them myself. I don't know where the ones you ate came from."

Officer Poccifer scratched the roof of his mouth with his gun before finally dislodging a pesky piece of ass he had eaten earlier. He spit it out and it hit the newly painted, but ruined back wall of Trustworhys favorite room.

About two hours ago the constables had begun to bang on his door with gusto.

"Open the goddamn door you piece of shit!"

Trustworthy sat up from his afternoon pcp nap with a startle at the racket.

"..Mom?" he questioned. she wasn't due back from the penitentiary till a lot of years later.

"No! Fuck you! it's the Law. We're ANGRY and we might hurt you! Open the door or we're definitely gonna hurt you! Baaad!!!" They bellowed and grunted. He could hear some of them replacing the batteries on their tasers through the door.

"Oh my. Just a moment."

Trustworthy sprang up from his...