#WritcoStoryPrompt35
The discovery was mind blowing by most standards. I mean who unearths an Egyptian mummy after so many centuries?
"Dr.Hima! "
I turn surprised by my assistant's shout. His wide, frightened eyes stare back at me. "What is it, Ron?"
He points at the corner of the mummy's coffin. "That's dried blood, Dr. I think there's someone else in there with that mummy."

My assistant was ten feet tall if he was an inch and his attitude towards nudity was unnerving to say the least.

"you always think stuff is dried blood! this time at least taste it first ya bloody twat!" I whispered. seductively.

licking the blood looking glob my assistant who's name was Cornell Magnanimous the third had a bit of a fit. His chest jumped up and down as he coughed poop and his erection was not even worth staring at.

I recorded this into my book that I put words in and climbed atop the mummy ready to inspect.

"no pulse. I believe she is dead."

Cornell bared his newly formed fangs and looked at me in a bad way.

"I tasted cursed blood and now I'm evil. I am going to attack you with my teeth and I'm faster and stronger now." he spat

"if you bite me I'll yank you scholarship boyo.."

as he sank his teeth into my crotch I began to furiously pen an aol email to his course professor about my disappointment in his prodigy's behavior.

"dear person who's name I don't remember, your student that you claimed was awesome is biting disease into my penis. vampire disease it seems. I am most angry at the situation you put me in. I don't like it. but I think I'm in love with you. please accept my invite to dinner, I have booked us a table at a restaurant that cost a lot of money. please have sex with me afterwards.

yours truly

Dr. hima"


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