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My plant named bean

I have a plant, a plant named Bean. And no doubt about it, they sure are mean, Bean, choked my dog to death, I sometimes silently cry under my bed! I tried everything to get rid of them, I tried weed killer, bug spray, tweezers, scissors, axe, and hammer. But no matter what I do this plant will not die, so I sit here suffering night after night. As time went on the plant grew, bigger, higher, taller, stronger, and tougher than me, so it’ll be harder, harder for me to destroy!” Bean shows no mercy, I cry and beg on my knees to spare me. But no matter what I do, no matter what I say, Bean won’t listen. Why did I have to buy a Venus fly trap!? Now my neighbors see a giant hole in the roof with a giant Venus trap sticking out of it! well used to, since Bean ate my neighbors too. What if Bean is gonna eat me!? I’ll just accept my fate. I think I’m gonna lose it! Then…since Bean got...