Me:Hey mom

Mom:Hi

Dad:hey kiddo

Me:what are you all doing?

Mom: nothing

Dad:just walking around

Me:Today I'm gonna try a funny game

Mom:what is it?

Me:A website called "Blind Maiden"

Dad: WHAT!?!?

Me:Woah woah calm down dad it's just a website

Dad:fine but if anything happens it ain't my or your mom's fault

Me:your just overreacting

Dad:AM NOT

Mom: stop fighting you two 💢!

Me:Fine
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