A Humorous Diary!!
Chapter-5 The arrival of Barnaby!!
Synopsis-
(A Humorous Diary) is a weekly skit written by A Juniors that steps into the life of some crazy people who always find themselves in humorous situations)

Narrator: James's old friend promised to meet him after a week, and James. The day finally arrived, and James met his friend. He intended to introduce his friend to Caleb and others, but the events changed into comical way let's see what happens.
Scene: Caleb sat in a cafe with his beautiful girlfriend, Sophie.
Caleb: (Emotionally) Do you know, Sophie…
Sophie: (In a soft tone) What, Caleb?
Caleb: I… I… I don't know how to say this!
Suddenly, a waiter interrupted.
Waiter: Hello sir, good afternoon, ma'am!
Caleb: (Aggressively) Are you here to inform us it's afternoon? I mean, seriously?
Waiter: (Startled) No sir, I am here to ask what you both would like to drink.
Caleb: (Confused) Oh, sorry, I didn't ask you about that. Ohh, what will you have, babe?
Sophie: Cold coffee!
Caleb: (Confidently) Two cold coffees!
Waiter: Sure, sir.
Caleb: So, Sophie, I was saying that…
Waiter: Excuse me, sir! I forgot to ask about the flavor! We have different types of flavors.
Caleb: (Aggressively) Do you have caramel?
Waiter: Caramel… hmm, let me check, sir!
Caleb: (Taking a deep breath) So, Sophie, I was asking you, will you be with me forever?
Waiter: (Blankly) Yes!
Caleb: Yesssss!
Waiter: We have caramel!
Caleb: (Whispering) Bloody hell! This guy is killing the mood!
Waiter: Sir, just one more thing, sir. Do you prefer dark or mild?
Caleb: (Waving him away) Add whatever you want now, just leave!
Waiter: Sure, sir. Good day.
Caleb: (Murmuring) You're not letting me have a good day!
Sophie: (Giggling) Yes!
Caleb: Yesssss! Yesss! Yesss! (Grinning)
Waiter: (Smiling) Sir, here are your cold coffees with vanilla ice cream on top, a cherry, and chocolate garnish.
Caleb: (Suddenly serious) So, that's all?
Writer yes sir.
Caleb: Do I have any last words to say?
Waiter: Your words, sir!
Caleb: Bill!?
Waiter: Don't worry, sir, it's within your budget!
Caleb: That's good then.
Waiter: Okay, sir, have a nice day!
Caleb: Okay, so should we start?
Sophie: Done!
Caleb: (Surprised) You done? Wow, nice!
Sophie: Okay, Caleb, I have to go now. Okay, bye, honey!
Caleb: Bye, sweetheart. Call me after reaching home. Okay, take care, bye! (Watching her go) Now, where was I? Ah yes, the bill!
Caleb: (Happily) Waiter, give me the bill!
Waiter: Sure, sir!
Waiter: Here's your bill, sir!
Caleb: (Reading his bill) What the hack!! You said it's on my budget! What's that then?
Waiter: (Taken aback) You don't have money? You are sitting in the city's most expensive restaurant and you can't even afford the bill!
Caleb: (Nervously looking around) Hey, say that slowly! Now tell me what should I do? I'm not robbing a bank, am I?
Waiter: Talk to the manager!
Scene: Caleb went to the manager.
Caleb: Good afternoon, sir. How are you?
Manager: (Pointing his hand to the left) Go there and start massaging people.
Caleb: (Deadpan) Much smart!
Scene: While massaging, James called Caleb. Caleb moved out of the room to talk with him.
James: Hey buddy, what's up?
Caleb: Much up! I mean nothing much, just working at the office… kind of.
James: No, no work today, Caleb. Just take a leave and come back to your house. I am coming with someone special whom you should meet.
Caleb: Your girlfriend?
James: No, don't ask questions. Just reach your house fast. Okay?
Caleb: Okay!
Someone from the massage room: (Loudly) Calebbbb!!!
Caleb: Coming, sir!!! (To James) Gotta go. Boss is calling.
James: Okay, tell him that you will come tomorrow!
Caleb: Okay, okay, James, bye!
Scene: Caleb reached home and waited for James. Soon, someone rang the doorbell.
Caleb: Welcome!
James: Hey buddy, look who's with me! It's Baby!
Caleb: (Looking carefully) Where is Baby?
James: He is Baby!
Caleb: He is Baby!?
Barnaby: (Shying) Hey hi, Caleb. How are you?
Caleb: (Confused) Heyyy! H! Hello, Babbby! (Scratching his head) This is gonna be interesting.
James: He is my old friend, Caleb. Remember I told you last week?
Caleb: (Shocked) Yeah, but his name was Clark, right? Then how is his name so different?
Barnaby: (Well, that was my old name. I changed it recently!)
Caleb: (Confused) That's nice! I guess?
Barnaby: (Suddenly) Where's the bathroom?
Caleb: (Confusingly asking James) His girlfriend?
James: No, silly. He's asking where the bathroom is.
Caleb: (Confused) Ohh, okay… It's after the hall. Move on left. The next door is the bathroom!
Barnaby: Okay, thank you!
Caleb: (To James) What's that? He just came, and he went to the bathroom?
James: He can't tolerate the cold!
Caleb: Isn't he from this city?
James: No, he's not from this country!
Caleb: Okay! (To himself) oh god.
Scene: Caleb, James, and Barnaby talked with each other.
James: Okay, it's getting late. Now let's go to Mark's house!
Barnaby: Okay!
James: Caleb, come with us, okay?
Caleb: Okay!
Caleb: (Thinking) I should inform Mark about Baby so that he doesn't get confused too.
Narrator: Mark, a young and intelligent man, was a friend of Caleb, James, Lily, and others. He liked to talk with girls and imagined every girl could be his wife!
Scene: Mark was lying on the couch and sleeping. Suddenly, a notification alarm rang on his phone.
Mark: (Suddenly woke up) Ohh man! Whose the hell messaged me? Ohh, it's Caleb!
Message:
‌Babbyy comminngg! Beewaaree! Hee iisss aaa boohhyy!
Message end
Mark: (Trying to understand the message) What is he saying! Ahh, he is so stupid. He stutters in the messages too.
Mark: (After reading the first two words suddenly) OMG, Baby is coming!!!!! Wow, wow, that's great. I should start dressing myself. She will be here any minute.
Scene: Mark rushed to clean the house, threw the garbage in the bin, cleaned the table with spray soap, and then he got ready with a brand new suit and a tie. Suddenly, the doorbell rang. Mike desperately opened the door.
James: (Excited) Hey Mike! Meet Baby.
Mike: (Eagerly) Where is she?
Barnaby: Hey Mike!
Mike: (Confused) Hii!
James: (Smiling) He is Baby. I mean, Barnaby, my old friend.
Scene: Mike got angry, hiding his anger by...