I made a bet with my cousin that I can get on a jet./–
So right, I go to the base they got a whole bunch of jets.
Everything is tax free in the base.…
Soo here comes a jet drivers.……
My homegirl’s laughing she’s over there getting some like soaked up peanuts.…
So I’m like yo.…
Trying to flirt as best as I can.……
How long you been flying..…?
Then, I’m like I hate when you fly by my house.…
It be so loud.…
So I think the time is right.…
I just throw it in there with a conversation.…
so I’m like booM.…
So can I get a ride in in your jet…?
( even though it in his but man like that shit )
He was like darlin’ I would love nothing more than to give you a tour of the jet.…
I suck my teeth like.…
But I didn’t ask for that.…
He said so you live around here…??
I’m like I don’t wanna talk no more you’re being greedy with the jet.…
My friend is over there, laughing still.…
So he pulls out his phone I’m like OK.…
Then he plays me a video.…
So I’m like OK I’ll bite.…
Anyway.…
So he’s driving a jet and there’s a guy in the back.…
Yeah, when he took off Dude, passed out like TKO passed out.…
Then he woke back up and passed out again lol.…
I’m like it’s OK never mind the jet.…

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