Welcome to Nigeria where every noodles are call indomie.
Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is call baby and the son is call daddy.
Welcome to Nigeria where weddings must always be on Saturdays.
Welcome to Nigeria where every detergent is call Omo.
Welcome to Nigeria where it is easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but fail to contribute money for you to start a business.
Welcome to Nigeria where young men dye their hair white and old men dye their hair black.
Welcome to Nigeria where iPhones and Car keys must be held in the hand not inside the pocket.