1: Never allow your boyfriend to pray silently, tell him to speak out. He might be asking for a new girlfriend.

2: Money is the root of all evil, but poverty is the complete tree. A forest. An evil forest for that matter.

3: So you have been dating a girl for 10yrs, what exactly are
your plans, dude? To accompany her to menopause or what 🤷‍♀️

4: If by this time your cellphone is still a blackberry, congrats 👏 you have won the award of stubbornness.

5: My dear people who bleach their skin, if on judgement day your face doesn't match with the one on angel Gabriel's laptop. Don't cause any confusion just walk straight to hell.

6: Those of you who your Facebook profile says "Living in the US and working in Iraq". I'm not saying...