So as it turns out trying to pretend that you didn't just have incredibly dirty and fucking hardcore sex with your ex from 15 years ago where she ejaculated like a fucking shaken up bottle of champagne all over your face and hair and chest is almost impossible, to be fair I was definitely off my game because of the litteral blast from the past that just happened so much so that my date actually said that I looked like I either just got mugged and pissed on or just had sex possibly with a dolphin, yeah she really said that shit word for word but didn't even crack a smile , I kind of just shrugged , looking back I probably should have at least tried a little to steer her mind in A better direction I just couldn't get the image of the actual porno level fuckfest I just took part in , when seone goes that crazy over what you feel is a slightly better then average cock you really start to feel good about yourself, that's why ladies have always faked it , I mean the world would be really dark place if 99 percent of the dudes walking around realized just how unsatisfied their wives and girlfriends really were. I mean I was really feeling this high of confidence is never felt before , I should have know I was doomed to return to slinging barely mediocre cock around beaches divebars and skitowns, after taking one on the chin for real Blondie had every right to be mad so when she leaves loudly proclaiming waht a "fucking real asshole "I was and" how she...