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The quaker oatmeal man😈😈😈
It all started when I was staying in New Orleans and I was on my way to catch the bus so that I could get to school on time. As I walked along the sidewalk, I noticed a beautiful Mexican woman heading into my direction. As the pretty Mexican got closer, my stomach started to feel like I had little fluttery creatures inside of it. I began to get nervous. she finally came to the point when she was right in front of me.. My heart was beating a thousand miles per hour. I forced the words hi out of my mouth, only to have eyes rolled at me.. I ignored it and sat at the bus stop and sparked of some weed because I had a feeling that I was in it for a very long day. on my fourth inhale of the blunt I felt like I was sitting on a cloud. ut of nowhere the pretty Mexican plopped down hard as hell on the bench beside me. it was like she fell out of the sky,, I jumped so hard I almost peed on myself. She laughed. Finally after a hour past, the bus pulled up.. I allowed the pretty Mexican to walk in front of me. As I got on the bus I asked the bus driver if he could wake me up when we arrive,since my destination was 2 hours away. He replied sure and gave me some dap. I continued on to the fourth row, when I was sitting i noticed that i smelled like a Mariana plant.. So I went into my backpack and grabbed my Freshwater...