I don't know if you heard, but I woke up dead a few days ago and its been Hell ever since. A small cozy service, where three people came in remembrance. Odd thing though, one had a bible and two had shovels. That...doesn't sound good.

Nice monument though...

'Here lies Jake. Born on a tuesday'
Sigh... Was born on a Monday. Guess it's too late to edit now..



So...This is hell.
Funny, I thought it would be louder. You know, with all the screaming of the damned and such. It's not you...