*On judgment day I will show God my Nigerian flag and my Arsenal jersey so that he will know that I have suffered enough


* Sweetheart I swear I love u die, even if i am told 2 choose between u nd a trip to🙄Dubia I promise I'll still be tinkin abt u on d plane✈️😏😂


* I have never heard pastors preaching about the maps behind the Bible. I think they are hiding the direction to heaven from us.😂🤣


*Who ever brought the idea of buying airtime from the bank will not make heaven. 😭😭😭😭🙆🙆🙆

*I never knew D effect of weed until a guy attended a funeral & cried out saying RIP bro, long life and prosperity.🙆😂🤣

* Please the person that drew map of the world, where was he standing?🤔🤔🤣

* I came 2 ur inbox 2 ask how much is the Handkerchief U sell...