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The Real Snow White
THE REAL SNOW WHITE.
Once upon a time, Snow white had been permanently banished from her kingdom and her Throne due to her Juvenile delinquency from breaking her 'evil' step mother's precious mirror, on her Harley Davidson named ' Icey', when she decided to ride it throughout the castle on a drunken night back from the local tavern. Instead of attending to her Princess duties of finding a suitable Prince at the ball.
Snow was old enough to know better but was scared that she might never be able to find a new home to reside for her and Icey.
She had tried everywhere the local tavern with its bed and breakfast facilities. Although after that night of drunken driving. She discovered she had earned a ban by the huntsman, her stepmother's new husband.
The same answer followed her after asking several inns and bars which was "We don't want that sort of company we have a reputable reputation to uphold".
After the last turn away Snow was just about to give up and sleep on the side of the road when she noticed 7 Harleys parked up outside a rundown club house bar for the called the 7 dwarfs. she usually wouldn't dare enter. Though what choice did she have particularly since she saw a sign saying needing new members.
So snow entered and as she noticed 7 short old men that looked haggard and worn and 2 sitting together with one looking so sleepy that his head was on the table, they were occupying , snoring away like a locomotive steam engine. The other one next to him looked so dopey and smiled gormlessly. The one at the head smiling at the others with his huge pearly white teeth. Another sneezed away as though he couldn't recover from a cold or was getting Coronavirus. As well, two at the end, one looking even more tired than the rest and grumbling about the amount of times it had taken him to fix one of the riders bikes again and again.
As she ordered her trademark drink of an apple jack and filled out the form . answering all the other questions and queries about age and other gang associations and what type of ride she had and wouldn't mind giving contribution to the maintenance and upkeep of the bikes for Doc.
Once Snow had finished filling out her form to join the "Seven Dwarfs". She walked to the table gave it to the gang leader . The one with the enormous grin. As he looked at her form he questioned her for a moment " Are you sure you want to join our gang"?
Snow thought for a moment and pondered her other options she said "well if it's either that or marry a Prince I've never met and have an unhappy marriage , I think I'll join the seven dwarfs ".
The next day ,Snow white got on Icey pulled her into full throttle and felt fresh and alive, free of all her troubles and marrying a Prince she'd never have to meet.
And that's how Snow white and the seven dwarfs actually came to be .
And they all lived happily ever after.
Brrrrrrap
The end.
© Lee Lee #snowwhite #story #fairytales #onceuponatime #SnowWhite
Once upon a time, Snow white had been permanently banished from her kingdom and her Throne due to her Juvenile delinquency from breaking her 'evil' step mother's precious mirror, on her Harley Davidson named ' Icey', when she decided to ride it throughout the castle on a drunken night back from the local tavern. Instead of attending to her Princess duties of finding a suitable Prince at the ball.
Snow was old enough to know better but was scared that she might never be able to find a new home to reside for her and Icey.
She had tried everywhere the local tavern with its bed and breakfast facilities. Although after that night of drunken driving. She discovered she had earned a ban by the huntsman, her stepmother's new husband.
The same answer followed her after asking several inns and bars which was "We don't want that sort of company we have a reputable reputation to uphold".
After the last turn away Snow was just about to give up and sleep on the side of the road when she noticed 7 Harleys parked up outside a rundown club house bar for the called the 7 dwarfs. she usually wouldn't dare enter. Though what choice did she have particularly since she saw a sign saying needing new members.
So snow entered and as she noticed 7 short old men that looked haggard and worn and 2 sitting together with one looking so sleepy that his head was on the table, they were occupying , snoring away like a locomotive steam engine. The other one next to him looked so dopey and smiled gormlessly. The one at the head smiling at the others with his huge pearly white teeth. Another sneezed away as though he couldn't recover from a cold or was getting Coronavirus. As well, two at the end, one looking even more tired than the rest and grumbling about the amount of times it had taken him to fix one of the riders bikes again and again.
As she ordered her trademark drink of an apple jack and filled out the form . answering all the other questions and queries about age and other gang associations and what type of ride she had and wouldn't mind giving contribution to the maintenance and upkeep of the bikes for Doc.
Once Snow had finished filling out her form to join the "Seven Dwarfs". She walked to the table gave it to the gang leader . The one with the enormous grin. As he looked at her form he questioned her for a moment " Are you sure you want to join our gang"?
Snow thought for a moment and pondered her other options she said "well if it's either that or marry a Prince I've never met and have an unhappy marriage , I think I'll join the seven dwarfs ".
The next day ,Snow white got on Icey pulled her into full throttle and felt fresh and alive, free of all her troubles and marrying a Prince she'd never have to meet.
And that's how Snow white and the seven dwarfs actually came to be .
And they all lived happily ever after.
Brrrrrrap
The end.
© Lee Lee #snowwhite #story #fairytales #onceuponatime #SnowWhite
