Okay pick one..
Umm that one
This one
Yes
Okay
Garsone
Okay you sure?
Yes go would ya
Okay here goes
Ahhh
It was the other one
What's in the other one
Your wedding ring. Merry anniversary
And this is just the start
Oh yes what else you got planned, a divorce?
I've got a brand new Bently (ask for sponsor) parked in the parking lot
I can't wait...wait.
[They kiss]
Happy Anniversary baby

They go outside..
Where is it
Babe
Hey over here
Ha this is just like that time we got engaged
Yes
Here hold this
What's that movie where the cars not opened but the guy breaks in?
Umm is it this one
Snap..yes
I was thinking 'Dirt Work's
Yea?
Yeaa
Didn't Norm Macdonald go ape shit in that?
Yea..focus tho
Right...

Pulls out an allen wrench...

I thought you bought it
I did but I forgot the keys at the dealership
You better have
Yeah nothin like a gta on your wedding night..ha
Ha
That was funny
Yes we should write that down
Okay. Who are we?

Masks cone on...
Mother fuckin 'Patch Adams'...go

Disco dancing...
This is just like that party we went to
Oh yes
Yes
And what happened
Don't move!
This is a wedding rehearsal. Cuff em!
You got cuffs?
No but do it with your boomerang
Here hold this
(Hands the woman this dick)
Ahhh boo
See I told you
Nothin but the bottom of the glass
Slap...(snap)

We make a good team
I like your style
I like your moves

Yeaa

Door closes...
What movies that from?
Umm I think 'Starsky and Hutch'

Oh yea.
Yeaa
Maybe 'Dennis the Menace' next time
Oh yea?
Yes I'm feeling groovy

_"Viva la Mexico"...

Dog Day?
No 'Blow'
Yea right now...wedding pregame

Ummm
Hey hunnie?
Yeaa
I love you long time...
Me too 'Spartacus'


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