A History
This is a bit different from.my previous stories..a humorous series of tales taken from the historical archives of the planet Knob-umps a round world with knobs and bumps in galaxy far far away.
The world of Knob-umps was not really created ,it just kind of appeared ,one moment there was a dark empty space in the vastness of the universe, the next there was Knob-umps floating in all its glory .

There was no fuss,no big bang,not even a fizzle,in fact if you blinked you will have missed it. An oddly shaped planet that was meant to be round but was not. It was certainly not dull, in fact it was remarkably loud in colour, and its inhabitants were even more colourful. Characters that really could only live and exist in the various kingdom's and regions that gave Knob-umps it's substance.

That I am afraid is all their is to tell about how Knob-umps came about. It's habitants and varying creatures and species however now they are a different matter. My biggest problem here however is with whom to begin...now.let me think?.

Chapter One: The Quest for the corn rock Earrings.

"I am all a fluster this morning"Queen Whoop told her advisors "I appear to have lost my 🌽 rock Earrings,stolen I think and they need to be found.I will have Minister "Grumps" arrange a quest commanding the finest fellows in the realm to search for them The winner will receive the most handsome of rewards, as yet undecided,but I am sure I will think of something deserving of such s feat". The clock is ticking minister "Grumps" let the Quest begin on the morrow. With that Queen Whoop rose from her flower embedded throne and left the chamber.The big search was on.

Minister "Grumps' was a bull of a man, that's...