Episode: #1 (As a MAPLEWOOD POLICE car driving full speed, Officer Philip Tunner, slowly walked the FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH minister, Minister John Gin, into DARK TIMELESS HOSPITAL.)

Officer Philip Tunner: Nurse Tiff, Minister John Gin just had a Ceaser! We must get this man some sirces help.

Nurse Tiff: Yes, sir! Doctor Kevin Tanner, Doctor Kevin Tanner this Holy man is suffering from a Ceaser. Do we have enough time to save Minister John Gin?

Doctor Kevin Tanner: I do not know, Nurse Tiff. Let us get him in the back room and time will tell.

Nurse Tiff: I would like to thank you, Officer Philip Tunner. How may we ever repay you?

(As Officer Philip Tunner was getting thanked by Nurse Tiff, a crying young lady was weeping down the hall of DARK TIMELESS HOSPITAL)

Meagan Volt: (weeping) My poor rich husband, Max Deal, has passed away. The bad news is the doctors will not tell me what brought it on so fast. Was it his 100th birthday surprise or me making out with his twin brother, Dean Deal?

Dean Deal: Oh, I am Meagan Volt! I just heard the news. Dose the doctors here at DARK TIMELESS HOSPITAL think that they save my beloved twin brother, Max Deal?

Meagan Volt: I do not know how to tell you this Dean Deal, but your twin brother has passed away. I do not know if it was his 100th birthday surprise or him finding me and you in bed together. I believe the doctors know but they wish not to tell us.

(As Meagan Volt started to weep again on Dean Deal's right showeder, Doctor Kevin Tanner rushed Minister John Gin back to ICU.)

Doctor Kevin Tanner: There, there, Minister John Gin. Even though you are in comma, we here at DARK TIMELESS HOSPITAL are going to take good care of you.

Minister John Gin: Wh- where am I? I was saying goodbye to all my dear and beloved friends at church then all of a sudden, I started to feel light headed. As I opened my eyes, I was here. Were am I?

Doctor Kevin Tanner: You are here at DARK TIMELESS HOSPITAL. Officer Philip Tunner found you laying mossenless laying in front of the church. Quickly, Officer Philip Tunner picked you up and rushed you here to DARK TIMELESS HOSPITAL.

Minister John Gin: Were is Officer Philip Tunner? I would kindly like to thank him. Who knows were I would have been if it was not for Officer Philip Tunner.

(While Minister John Gin sits and waits to see Officer Philip Tunner, Dean Deal slowly whispers into Meagan Volt right ear.)

Dean Deal: Meagan Volt, I know that I do not have that much time here on planet Earth. That night, when we made sweet love, I gazed into your eyes and knew that you are the one that I wish to spend the rest of my life with.

Meagan Volt: I felt the same way myself. But how long can our love last? Days maybe weeks?

Dean Deal: Days or weeks, being married to you for just a second living this long has been thought it.

(Will Minister John Gin meet Officer Philip Tunner? Will Meagan Volt marry Dean Deal? Find out this and much, much, more on the next episode of DARK TIMELESS HOSPITAL.)