Warning: Sexual content and cursing and this is not saying all men are the same women and men are equal
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Show Abillean Tomson laying in bed scrolling through Brian Kelly's Instagram feed. With each scroll each picture shows a sexy woman with his arm around her waist, lower end of the waist.
Abillean(Billy): "What a dick!!"
Commentator Billy: ""There's a reason the word dick is used only for men" my mama once told me. "That's what they all use to think. And trust me Billy, they all do!" When I was child, I thought my mama said that just because Pa made her mad. Boy! I was so naive!"
Screen changes to Brian watching a football game when he hears a knock on the door of his apartment.
Brian: "Let yourself in!"
Billy commentator: "This means he is watching football. Otherwise he'd never let an unknown person just enter his apartment. Which is great for me cause this will make it more entertaining when I tell him where he can go."
Billy enters and walks towards him.
Billy: "Get the fuck out you mother fucking dick!"
She grabs a bowl of cheetos and slams the bowl on his head.
Brian: "What? Why? What did I do?"
Billy: "Its called I finally got an Instagram account. So get out of my apartment and go fuck some other woman over!"
She grabs him by the ear and drags him out the door, leaving a trail of cheetos behind.
Billy: "I hope one of these sexy women goes all psycho bitch on your ass and kicks ya straight in the balls! Oh and by the way when you get to hell tell your mother I said hello!"
She slammed the door, vacuumed the mess she left behind then laid on the couch and watched football. Screen goes black.
Show Billy sleeping on the couch with a tequila bottle laying on the floor below. Then show Rodger Rodriguez sitting in a arm chair to the right of the couch.
Rodger: "Billy... hey!" He leans forward and slaps Billy on the ass. She sits up with a start but then slowly lays her head back down as she moans in pain.
Rodger: "You passed out on the couch ya lazy bones, you never met me at the coffee spot to talk about what happened."
Billy: "I blame the techila." she moans in pain as she sits up and covers her face with her hands."And Brian..."
Rodger: "What did that mother fucker do? I told you from the moment I met him I didnt like him."
Billy: "Open my Instagram account on my phone and look through his feed."
He picks up her phone puts the password in and does as he was told.
Rodger: "Oh shit! You probably ripped him a new one, huh?"
Billy: "I grabbed his fucking ear and drug him out and told him to go to hell and when he got there to say hello to hihis ma for me. Along with some other things. Like hoping one of them women turns out the be a psycho bitch and kicks him in the balls."
Rodger shakes his head and laughs.
Rodger: "Ya that's what I thought."
Billy: "Did you bring me coffee? You were at a coffee shop right?"
Rodger: "Of course, it's in the fridge. I'll grab it and some ibuprofen for ya."
Billy: "Thank you... you're the best!"
Rodger walks over to the fridge grabs the coffee then opens a bottle of ibuprofen. As he slowly screws the lid back on the bottle he says
Rodger: "I saw Beth today..."
Billy: "Oh my are you ok?"
She gets up and walks over and sits at the bar in front of him.
Rodger: "Yeah. We talked a bit. She still thinks I slept with you which means her sleeping with Arron was acceptable. I just think I need to move on. She will never believe me."
Billy: "Damn right. She's the whore not you. How about tomorrow we both go out and party an just have a good time?"
Billy: "And I'll take these. Please fuck off so I can take a nap. My head is killing me!"
Billy grabs the coffee from his hands and takes the pills.
Rodger: "Duh your head hurts!(he then yells) That's why we dont get drunk!!!"
He then hurries to the door and leaves.
Billy: "You DICK!!!"
She then grabs at her head and moans in pain.
She walks to her bedroom and lays down. Screen goes black.
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