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How come, like, guys, you know, they got no problem fucking on the first date? But, girls, they like to be comfortable first or whatever, right? Society labels them as whores, and guys as champs. Right? I'm not saying it's right, but, listen. Us guys, we will fuck a girl just to fuck a girl. Not really needing that attraction.
Any girl. Any time. We need a vagina and that's it! The comfort comes along with it automatically! Like a toy in a happy meal... we need a vagina and that's it! Attraction is a fucking bonus, you know? If a guy has a female friend, she can be like, "I'd never, It's not like that. We're just friends."
Where us guys are like, "yeah, we're friends. But if she ever had too much to drink and lifted that label a bit..." right?
I know some girls, I've heard this, "I like to feel like more than like just a piece of meat." Even sluts say that. And a part of me is like, "yeah, I know." But another part of me is like, well...ladies...look.
I mean, you're not a piece a meat. We don't treat you like a piece of meat. We want to fuck you! That's all! We don't go to the fucking supermarket and buy a roast to cum in it. I'm just saying. We're treating you like a human being, okay? If we were treating you like a piece of meat, we'd invite you to our barbecue for a very different and sinister reason...
But we don't! We invite you over for a good time and maybe a chance to get inside of you!
Alot of people say I'm selfish for not having a kid. Why? We have a population problem as is. I'm not contributing to the problem, yet, I'm the asshole? I'm selfish. I'm selfish? The only reason any parent loves their kids is because it came from them. It has their genes, their looks, so parents can love themselves without looking like arrogant pricks, and be like everybody else that hates themselves at the same time.
I couldn't give my blood the "where babies come'' from talk.
They go TO school!
Some kid with crackhead parents who don't know boundaries already told that kid that people fuck, then he goes and tells my kid the stork shit is wrong? How do parents handle this? "Kevin told me babies come from angry unprotected make up sex. So, there's no stork?"
No, there's a stork. Kevin is only half right. So, when you fuck a stork without protection...shit happens...alright?
Nine months later the bird comes back with a baby, drops it on the porch like, "this is yers!" Then, the woman in your dad's life at that time becomes your mom. Babies come from the irresponsibility of storks, okay? Get your cookies, and go to bed! Like, how do parents do it?
I hate these motherfuckers who say child birth is a miracle. No, the maple leafs winning the cup is a fucking miracle, okay? This is an accomplishment and sometimes even an accident. You have unprotected sex, or too much to drink, or both, and a kid pops out. It's reproducing, not the loaves and the fucking fishes, hear me? Anything that can be achieved by accident, is not a fucking miracle.
Not a miracle.
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Any girl. Any time. We need a vagina and that's it! The comfort comes along with it automatically! Like a toy in a happy meal... we need a vagina and that's it! Attraction is a fucking bonus, you know? If a guy has a female friend, she can be like, "I'd never, It's not like that. We're just friends."
Where us guys are like, "yeah, we're friends. But if she ever had too much to drink and lifted that label a bit..." right?
I know some girls, I've heard this, "I like to feel like more than like just a piece of meat." Even sluts say that. And a part of me is like, "yeah, I know." But another part of me is like, well...ladies...look.
I mean, you're not a piece a meat. We don't treat you like a piece of meat. We want to fuck you! That's all! We don't go to the fucking supermarket and buy a roast to cum in it. I'm just saying. We're treating you like a human being, okay? If we were treating you like a piece of meat, we'd invite you to our barbecue for a very different and sinister reason...
But we don't! We invite you over for a good time and maybe a chance to get inside of you!
Alot of people say I'm selfish for not having a kid. Why? We have a population problem as is. I'm not contributing to the problem, yet, I'm the asshole? I'm selfish. I'm selfish? The only reason any parent loves their kids is because it came from them. It has their genes, their looks, so parents can love themselves without looking like arrogant pricks, and be like everybody else that hates themselves at the same time.
I couldn't give my blood the "where babies come'' from talk.
They go TO school!
Some kid with crackhead parents who don't know boundaries already told that kid that people fuck, then he goes and tells my kid the stork shit is wrong? How do parents handle this? "Kevin told me babies come from angry unprotected make up sex. So, there's no stork?"
No, there's a stork. Kevin is only half right. So, when you fuck a stork without protection...shit happens...alright?
Nine months later the bird comes back with a baby, drops it on the porch like, "this is yers!" Then, the woman in your dad's life at that time becomes your mom. Babies come from the irresponsibility of storks, okay? Get your cookies, and go to bed! Like, how do parents do it?
I hate these motherfuckers who say child birth is a miracle. No, the maple leafs winning the cup is a fucking miracle, okay? This is an accomplishment and sometimes even an accident. You have unprotected sex, or too much to drink, or both, and a kid pops out. It's reproducing, not the loaves and the fucking fishes, hear me? Anything that can be achieved by accident, is not a fucking miracle.
Not a miracle.
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