theres a boy who invited his ex girlfriend to his wedding.
A fter the wedding.

boy: "Thanks to those who attended my wedding"

ex: "how dare you to use my favorite color as your theme for your wedding!"

ex: "how dare you to use my favorite flower as your bouquet!"

ex: "how dare you to set our anniversary as your wedding day!"

ex: " And how dare you to use our theme song as for the ceremony!"

The boy cried and said

boy: " because this is the only way that i could pretend that your my bride!"