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"Clarify what you've just said to the court please?"
"I SAID... " the old woman raised her frail voice irritably, "that I saw him walk THROUGH the wall in my dining room and he came out of the wall in the kitchen NEAR MY STOVE! How much clearer do you want me to say it?!!? SHIT!!"
"Were you wearing those glasses at the time, Mrs...?" The prosecutor began. "It's Miss Olia Brown, Thank you very much! Let me ask YOU something, lady!" Miss Olia replied. "Are you stupid or something? You think I don't know you're trying to set me up for some ole bullshit? Hunh? I saw him! Period! Now find something better to do with ya time before I put my foot up in yo ass!"
The courtroom erupted with laughter... including Judge Stanwick.