INT. A LIBRARY - AFTERNOON

Virtuous private detective DI BRITTS HUMBLE is arguing with grateful doctor MR DARYLL WISHMONGER. FRED tries to hug DARYLL but he shakes him off.

BRITTS
Please Daryll, don't leave me.

DARYLL
I'm sorry Britts, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
BRITTS
I am such a person!
DARYLL frowns.

DARYLL
I'm sorry, Britts. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
DARYLL leaves.

Britts sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, grateful scout DR ELIZA GREENWAY barges in looking flustered.

BRITTS
Goodness, Eliza! Is everything okay?
ELIZA
I'm afraid not.
BRITTS
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
ELIZA
It's ... a vampire ... I saw an evil vampire terrify a bunch of baby birds!
BRITTS
Defenseless baby birds?
ELIZA
Yes, defenseless baby birds!
BRITTS
Bloomin' heck, Eliza! We've got to do something.
ELIZA
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
BRITTS
You can start by telling me where this happened.
ELIZA
I was...
ELIZA fans herself and begins to wheeze.

BRITTS
Focus Eliza, focus! Where did it happen?
ELIZA
A Sweet Shop! That's right - A Sweet Shop!
BRITTS springs up and begins to run.


EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS

BRITTS rushes along the street, followed by ELIZA. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.


INT. A SWEET SHOP - SHORTLY AFTER

MIKERO ROCKA a sinister vampire terrorises two baby birds.

BRITTS , closely followed by ELIZA, rushes towards MIKERO, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

ELIZA
What is is? What's the matter?
BRITTS
That's not just any old vampire, that's Mikero Rocka!
ELIZA
Who's Mikero Rocka?
BRITTS
Who's Mikero Rocka? Who's Mikero Rocka? Only the most sinister vampire in the universe!
ELIZA...