most people couldn't bold a candle to Grease Mahoney, he was the shit.

6 feet aught 8 and well into the 300 pounds of muscle range he gave boners to the devil in a blue dress. she was hot.

many dames heard his name from the lips of enemies and yet they succumbed so hard at the breath of a thought. of him

grease rode a black motorcycle with two helmets. on his nuts.

grease smoked firemen for fun.

grease ate a whole llama for calling his mama a bad name.

this is the first chapter. he will meet piper.

chapter one

Grease spit in the holy man's mouth before stomping on a kitten. he didn't give a fuck bro.

"oy, I'm well rigid mate. I never falter. come here!" he screamed in a voice similar to Brian McKnight on steroids.

the shortest daughter of a local bootlegger saw Grease doing pushups and downs and the back of a black dragon. it submitted to his power.

I'm not into dudes but this guy was awesome bruh, I only saw him once and he hurt me but it was cool. it didn't hurt that much cuz I work out too

anyway Piper was walking past carrying her trombone of remorse. it made people remorse. she played a Diddy and Grease was enamored. and crazy ,


"check this out, yo. I'm great. I mean I'm grease.. captain I mean capital G.. my name is cool. it's cool!! where are the good men left?!"

he meant right but he was drunk and kinda insipid

uh.. piper pulled out a gun. it was a Walther PK. it has bullets in it. for shooting.

Grease wasn't scared of dying so he shoved the gun into his mouth and said something racist.

Piper turned around and smiled at tidbits .

"this one is gonna be a daisy if she do.."

what?!


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