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Micheal J Versus M.C. Hammer Rap Battle
Scene: King of Pop vs King of Hammer Pants

Opening shot: A crowded stadium filled with cheering fans.

Anouncer:
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we have a real historic showdown between two legendary musicians. In this corner, we have the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.

and in the other corner, we have the King of Hammer Pants, M.C. Hammer. Who will come out on top in this epic rap battle? Let's find out!"

Round 1: M.C. Hammer goes first, delivering an energetic and fast-paced rap...

M.C. Hammer:
Yo, yo, yo, it's Hammer time,
I'm the king of the pants that are oh so fine.
My moves are smooth, my rhymes are tight,
I'm gonna take down MJ with all my might.

Crowd cheers loudly.

Round 1 rebuttal: Michael Jackson takes the stage, cool and collected...

Michael Jackson:
Hammer, you may have the pants,
but my music will make you dance.
I've got the Thriller and the Beat,
you can't compete with my slick beats

Crowd cheers even louder.

Round 2: M.C. Hammer comes back with a vengeance, throwing out his best rhymes...

M.C. Hammer:
You may have the moves, MJ,
but you're stuck in the past, that's what they say.
My beats are fresh, I crack the whip,
You can't touch this, not even a bit.

Crowd gets hyped.

Round 2 rebuttal: Michael Jackson responds with a smooth and soulful rap...

Michael Jackson:
Hammer, you may have the flow,
But you'll never be as iconic as I, though.
My music's timeless, my voice is gold,
you'll never reach the heights that I hold.

Crowd goes wild.

Round 3: M.C. Hammer delivers his final punch...

M.C. Hammer:
I'm the King of Hammer Pants,
I'm here to stay, that's a fact
I've got the moves, I've got the sound,
You can't touch me, I wear the crown.

I'm the king of the game, I'm the one who's got the power. My rhymes are hot, my flow's like a shower.
I'm the one who's taking over the scene I'm the one living the rap dream.

Crowd is cheering loudly.

Rebuttal Round 3: Michael Jackson takes the stage once more before the final time, and with a powerful message...

Michael Jackson:
Hammer, Listen up, y'all, I'm here To Make a Change, my rhymes hit hard like a bullet in range, drive you insane
I spit the truth, I speak my mind I'm bringing heat to the rap game, one rhyme at a time.
My flow's is dope, my beats so tight I'm the one who's killing it every night. I got the bars, I got the style.
I'm the one making the crowd go wild.

Round 4:M.C. Hammer is lit and
raps harder, he really
wants to beat Micheal..

Hammer:
It's time to get funky, it's time to get down
I'm the king of the stage, the talk of the town
I got the moves, I got the style
When I start to rap, chicks go buck wild!

M.C. Hammer begins singing...

🎼 🎼 🎼 🎼 🎼

'Pumps and
and a hump,
Pumps and a hump,
gimme the girls with
the Pumps and a Hump!'

Rebuttal 4:
Michael Jackson:
Hold up, hold up, let me step in the ring
I'm the King of Pop. The one who can sing
I got the Moonwalk, I got the spin,
when it comes to music, I always win.

The Crowd Sings:

{M.C. Hammer vs Michael Jackson
Who's the greatest of them all?
It's a battle of the legends
Who will rise and who will fall?}

Round 5:
MC Hammer:
I got the baggy pants,
I got the gold,
when I start to dance, the story is told.
I got the Hammer Time, I got the beat,
when it comes to rapping, I can't be beat

Rebuttal 5:
Michael Jackson:
I got the sequins, I got the shine,
when I start to sing, it's like divine.
I got the Thriller, I got the Bad,
when it comes to dope music, I gotta show
my Ass.

Micheal Jackson begins singing...

🎼 🎼 🎼 🎼 🎼

'Ah,
your butt is mine,
gon' tell you right,
ah
just show your face in broad daylight.
Ah,
I'm tellin' you on who I feel,
ah,
gonna hurt your mind, shoot to kill,

Shamone!'

Crowd Sings:

{M.C. Hammer vs Michael Jackson
Who's the greatest of them all?
It's a battle of the legends
Who will rise and who will fall?}

Free Battle Rapping:

MC Hammer:
I'm bringing the heat, I'm bringing the fire
when I start to rap, you better admire.
I got the crowd, I got the fans,
when it comes to hip hop, I'm the man.

Michael Jackson:
I'm bringing the moon, I'm bringing the stars,
when I start to dance,
I moonwalk to mars.
I got the magic, I got the soul,
yeah, women hear my music, and fall like
dominos.

Chorus:
M.C. Hammer vs Michael Jackson
Who's the greatest of them all?
It's a battle of the legends
Who will rise and who will fall?

Crowd is cheering loudly.

Anouncer:
And there you have it, folks. Michael Jackson and M.C. Hammer, two legends in their own right. While M.C. Hammer brought the heat with his sick beats and hammer pants, Michael Jackson's smooth rhymes and timeless music reigned supreme. In the end, it's not about who won or lost, but the love of music that brings us all together.

Anouncer:
Thank you for joining us for this epic rap battle. Let's keep the love of music alive and continue to celebrate the legends who have paved the way for today's artists. Goodnight!

The lights in the stadium slowly dimmed as the crowd began to disperse, each fan buzzing with excitement over the incredible performance they had just witnessed. Michael Jackson and M.C. Hammer shook hands backstage, both acknowledging the respect they had for each other's talents.

As they parted ways, Michael whispered to M.C. Hammer, "Keep making music, my friend. The world needs your energy and passion."

And with that, the two legends walked off in separate directions, each with a renewed sense of purpose and inspiration. The legacy of their music would live on, inspiring future generations to come.




© Charles Kemp