Episode 2

Mary: Lolzz….hope it didn’t lead to trouble sha

Me: Almost..so, i don’t want to be in that same mess today as i don’t know uhmmm…uhmmmm….before someone will park me now and nobody to rescue me

Mary: lolzzz….you are not serious…thank God we are just the only one in the car and u know where u met me from

Me: that swat has been keeping me going to continue this conversation or else, i wouldn’t even say anything till we depart

Mary: but truth is, you men are the same thing once you see something in skirt or trouser, u wont even bother to ask for the owner before taking it……..

Me: thank God u said Men….well am not a men sha

Mary: Then wat are you

Me: Am snakie…………………….

Mary: Are you not a man……?

Me: Not yet…am a guy (snakie) and not Man…datz why am different from every other person…..

Mary: datz a lie jhoor………

Me: but sincerely..all of us are thieves but its only who is caught that is the real thief

Mary: thank God u admit that…….that is wat some guys will never admit to

Me: datz why i said am different from other guys….i will never lie to any lady because i want to get in between her legs……like if as am meeting u for the first time now, if am asking u out, its probably impossible for me not to have who am dating….so, why should i lie? But some ladies are idiot..a guy will approach you and tell you he doesn’t have a girlfriend and you will just admit

Mary: not all girls though….
Me: so, you are claiming you are also different

Mary: yes now…..

Me: ohk ooo….My philosophy is that, if am meeting a lady like you for the first...