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PRESIDENT TRACY GRACE I got to get from under this nightmare somebody call in the Zeus Justice the SOD for me I need to speak with him personally Britney will you please call him in yes sir I will hey Zeus the president needs to speak with you ok I'm coming yes madam president what is it that you needed So what happened to those troops over seas We need to get to the bottom of this I talked to the United Arab Emirates Saudi prince ashid Asad gimin and he told me that my troops was over there on a mission called cobra to rescue 300 Americans who have been held captive by the Muslim teorrist group Red Bloods so "I heard that our special military unit has been compromised and the mission is in jeopardy of exposure to the public and the Red Bloods what happened"? Thank you madam president for speaking with me basically I got word that the MIB (Muslim intelligence Branch) they had agents collect pictures of our unit secretly and the media has plastered pictures of our soldiers everywhere, and now the mission could be compromised madam president what is the next step? "I want you guys to pull those troops from Saudi Arabia it is by the power of this office and commander in Chief that I pronounce this mission dead it's done with it's over". the president said but what else do you want us to do Zeus said "I'm about to tell you". the President said "I want to send seal team 6 down there I want that unit imobolized and ready immediately the new name for the mission is 6 CHAINS". the president said "Ok I will contact the US Navy and have them ready". the SOD said "But their better not be any problems because I need a dangerous unit for this one that I can personally rely and count on that people can come out alive and I don't have to worry about people dieing". the president said knock knock knock I need to speak with the president general Blankin Hampton said Mr President we have the general from the US ARMY here to speak with you Britney says. "send them in". the president said So why did you cancel my unit we had that! "no you didn't have it I heard the mission was compromised so NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE IT!". the president said "Yes we did have it we just got stuck for a minute". the general said "If you had it then why was the MIB out there collecting reconacence photos of the unit compromiseing the mission and
the safety of all those 300 hostages
and my soldiers and I can't afford
any dead soldiers I need a unit that
I can trust and I'm sorry that It cant
be you or your unit". the president said "whatever". the general said "Look i'm sorry again I have to go and give a speech on the mission the major media networks are covering the story". the president exclaimed "Good afternoon at 3:45 PM today I got briefed on a growing breaking story coming out of Saudi Arabia 300 citizens here from the United States are being held hostage by a Muslim teorrist group Red Bloods. now the mission has been compromised the
MIB sent agents on a reconacence
mission to secretly take pictures of
our unit and send the pictures to the
media and they plastered the pictures
all over the internet exsposeing our
our unit and putting the lives of those
Americans in jeopardy, I needed a unit
that I could count on I sent seal team 6 in and I know they will perform well
they wont leave until they get the job
done I will take questions now". the president said So madam president
when will seal team 6 be ready? the reporter Chelsea asked "They will be ready effective immediately". the president said Why did this happen? Henry the reporter asked "We don't know why this happened but we're investigating
this by thee hour when we know
we will let you know". the president said will you ban travel to these Muslim Nations after this? Ford the reporter asked "I don't believe that
would be nesasary because we have lots of Muslims from America that
are over there that need a way to get
back to our country so no we will not
ban travel". the president said thank you all for your questions "So good evening guys thanks for coming on short notice we got drones up in the air over the compound scowering the
area and sending photos and live video feed back to us. so this is the area that they are being held at we got 2 soldiers by the back door we will go in through the roof we go in quickly and quietly lets go." the leutenant said shhhhhh watch your six FLASHBANG!!!!!! POW POW POW POW POW POW! LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS DONT DO IT! PUT IT DOWN!GET THE FUCK DOWN! POW POW POW POW! help us we're here
to help you we will get you out shhhhhh just keep quiet. go upstairs watch your six FUCK AMERICANS WHAT DID YOU SAY! GUN.... POW! alright everybody we're the Navy seals we're here to get you out of here all hostages head out the front
door. the lautenant said to the hostages. hello Madam president do you have time can we talk? "yes we can talk what's up". the president asked the mission 6 CHAINS is complete it was a success they are in route here to the United States with the 300 Americans right now as we speak. "That's great news I knew I needed a team that I could rely on
a team that I knew was going to
execute thanks that's great news thanks for telling me". the president said "I want to give the medal of freedom to the members of the US Navy seal team 6 for their outstanding
job rescueing hostages from over seas
congratulations guys again". the president said. claaaaaaaaping

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