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Show Danny getting ready to leave and exit the apartment locking the door behind him. He walks past five doors then enters a door on the right that opens into a room full of exercise equipment. Show TJ with only sports shorts on doing situps on a bar. He stops hangs down and stares at Danny.
"Ok TJ time to stop monkeying around and head to the furniture store."
Show TJ lower himself down and grab his towel.
"Last chance to buy new."
"Price TJ we're not rich."
"I thought our friendship made us rich enough?" Have Danny look at him trying immensely to stay stern but ultimately failing as a smile cracked across his face.
"Let's just go and get this done and over with please."
After TJ grabbed his bag they left the gym.
Show them pull up to this furniture store in TJs red Chevy.
Show Danny and a store personnel carrying a red couch out of the store as TJ walked ahead of them to access the bed of the truck.
"Please dont dent my truck you guys."
"If you're so worried about it why didn't you help carry it yourself."
"And touch that filthy thing. Fuck no!!"
They carry the couch onto the truck and sat it down.
Show the red truck leave the parking lot. Next show them carrying the couch into the apartment TJ wearing yellow rubber gloves.
"Let's sit it exactly where our old couch was. NOT CROOKED!!"
They sat it down and both stepped back and looked at it.
"Pretty sweet T. And cheap!"
"Dont sit on it until tomorrow. Dont want your ass to sit on that filthy couch then touch every other peice of furniture in this apartment."
"That's cool. I just want to take a shower and get some sleep I've been up since 5."
"Ok you work tomorrow correct? I can clean it while your gone?"
"Yeah that will work."
"Sweet goodnight my man. And see you tomorrow after work."
"Yup see ya tomorrow."

Show Danny sitting at his desk and turn around in his chair to get a file from the filing cabinet behind his desk. Show Danny's phone vibrate and the screen show his mom calling him.
Switch over to show TJ filling a bucket with water and bleach. He grabs rubber gloves and enters the living room to show the couch.
"Ok you dirty ass couch. I won't touch you if you won't touch me." He stands there for a moment then says while turning towards the bathroom.
" Let's clean this first." and he starts scrubbing the bathroom.
Show Danny filing a stack of comic books when he stops and starts to turn red.
"Jackson! Come here please."
Show a shaggy blond haired boy who looks around 20 enter Danny's office.
"Ya dude?"
"Where is 1993 Superman The Man Of Steel? It was organized with these comic books and it is gone. You were last to touch it. Where did it go?"
"Dude I don't know man. Did you look in the stack?"
Danny takes a deep deep breath with his eyes closed before answering
"Yes.... I did but its gone. Now find it or you will be out of a job!"
And Jackson quickly exits the office.
Show TJ standing in front of the couch with rubber gloves on and holding bucket of bleach water.
"Here goes nothing!" and he starts a scrubbing.
Show Danny call TJ.
"Hey dude I'm off to my date. How's the couch going?"
"Date? Ooh good! Who is the lucky future wife this time?"
"April from work."
"Was she the one at comicon who dressed up as sexy princess Leah from star wars or the short red haired chick with the juicy hips dressed up as Chubaka?"
"The red haired one T. You slept with Jacky remember?"
"How could I forget!"
"Any way. Keep working on the couch and I'll see you when I'm done."
"Cool beans. Take your time! Bye." and TJ hangs up. Show Danny shrug it off then change view to show the couch with white spots!
"I'm fucked!"
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