BUCKINGHAM PALACE.

The Mail Man Made His Daily Delivery To Krish, Of Krish N Chips Fame! Amongst The Usual Pile Of Bills, Two Unusual Envelopes Stood Out, Each Bearing The Royal Crest Of The Queen Of England!!

Krish Eagerly Opened The Envelope Addressed To Himself, It Started:-

" Dear Mr Krish (As You Will Know Krishs Parents Were Stuck For A Name When He Was Born, So He Became Krish Krish!) The Queen Is Proud To Announce, That Due To Your Services To The Fish & Chip Industry, We Would Like To Bestow Upon You A Royal Knighthood."

The Letter Gave More Detail, Ending, " If You Attend The Queen's Garden Party Next Thursday, You Will Receive Your Knighthood, Thereafter, You Will Be Known As Sir Krish, & Your Wife As Lady Krish!

The Second Envelope Was Addressed To Alice, It Stated:-

" Dear Alice, For Taking Such Good Care Of The Doughnut Tree, & Encouraging Tourists From All Around The World To Visit Hastings, We Would Like To Make You A Honorary Princess Of The United Kingdom.

The Letter Gave Further Details But Stated If You Attend The Queen's Garden Party Next Thursday, Thereafter, You Will Be Known As Princess Alice!"

Alice's First Reaction Was To Phone Her Friends, Not To Boast, But To Share Her Good News!

Jessie Was The First To...