the thirteenth time I caught me best mate Horace taking a shit into an open grave I had to say something.

"oy, Horace. Why are you taking a constitutional on that dead old person?Shouldn't you be filling that hole, with dirt?" Horace was paid to fill in graves with nearby dirt with his shovel.

"s... s... someone raped my brain so now I'm different!" he blathered blatantly before bashing something that started with b.

"whoa bruv,...