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there were good men
.
were
when the earth fell out of a nasty gods main hole it was a mess. I mean like, volcanos obviously suck, and how much ocean does one place need?
yet it was good, and in the first attempt there was a race called the good.
better than most and angels toasted to their existence. but.. or rather crotch the beings that came after were in lack bro.
a god said "OY, THIS IS WELL SHITE. PERFECTION IS BORING LIKE NAILS MATE, WE NEED SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND EXCITING. MAYBE SOME FLAWS AND WORRIES WHAT HAVE YOU, A BIT OF THE UGLIES."
Annnd enter stage right is you.
with a flourish the humans came to be, but they were mad. the good men showed them up in the world and especially in the bedroom. whatever talent the hu man's possessed was outmatched and lo they beganst to weapon. blades and teeth. claws and wreathes.. wether not and
until there was only one left
His name was Jack..
the last good man he was simply better
than anyone or anything that crossed his path.
7 thousand young warriors were in a mood, they had invaded a nearby island in search of cold women and hot food. not in that order.
brandishing stuff that hurt people they made their way inland while spittle dripped from the drops of their wet mouths. plus they had cool hats and their demeanor spoke volumes, measured.
one innocent person screaming for help got punched in the scrotum for interrupting. his grandpa also got punched in the scrotum bones. until it hurt. a lot
jack landed on the edge of the beach and ended at least 12ivity lives, before making short work of the spines of this fellow and another.
"brigand, I hate teeth motherfucker or NOT!!" jAck whaled at 300 dudes who most likely payed attention to leg and arm day. they were also tall, and had dark eyes. that went kaputz once jack out his boot in their vision.
the good men work as thus.
they are better than.
at whatever.
and whenever.
they face.
and he was the last one.
jack I mean. sorry I didn't know if you remembered what we was talking about
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.
were
when the earth fell out of a nasty gods main hole it was a mess. I mean like, volcanos obviously suck, and how much ocean does one place need?
yet it was good, and in the first attempt there was a race called the good.
better than most and angels toasted to their existence. but.. or rather crotch the beings that came after were in lack bro.
a god said "OY, THIS IS WELL SHITE. PERFECTION IS BORING LIKE NAILS MATE, WE NEED SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND EXCITING. MAYBE SOME FLAWS AND WORRIES WHAT HAVE YOU, A BIT OF THE UGLIES."
Annnd enter stage right is you.
with a flourish the humans came to be, but they were mad. the good men showed them up in the world and especially in the bedroom. whatever talent the hu man's possessed was outmatched and lo they beganst to weapon. blades and teeth. claws and wreathes.. wether not and
until there was only one left
His name was Jack..
the last good man he was simply better
than anyone or anything that crossed his path.
7 thousand young warriors were in a mood, they had invaded a nearby island in search of cold women and hot food. not in that order.
brandishing stuff that hurt people they made their way inland while spittle dripped from the drops of their wet mouths. plus they had cool hats and their demeanor spoke volumes, measured.
one innocent person screaming for help got punched in the scrotum for interrupting. his grandpa also got punched in the scrotum bones. until it hurt. a lot
jack landed on the edge of the beach and ended at least 12ivity lives, before making short work of the spines of this fellow and another.
"brigand, I hate teeth motherfucker or NOT!!" jAck whaled at 300 dudes who most likely payed attention to leg and arm day. they were also tall, and had dark eyes. that went kaputz once jack out his boot in their vision.
the good men work as thus.
they are better than.
at whatever.
and whenever.
they face.
and he was the last one.
jack I mean. sorry I didn't know if you remembered what we was talking about
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