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I woke up to the window breaking on the 1rst floor. Seeing the red and blue lights “This ain't no fucking Blue light special"I thought to myself as I grabbed the Uzi off the nightstand next to my prozac. The teargass filled the floor below as the SWAT came rushing in, with a team of ten with gas masks and armor for days. Was this it? Have I finally met my end? Diamond the crackwhore was laying on the couch bare ass and was unfased by all the ruckus, while she laid crack pipe glued to her lips and the smell of sweaty dead fish. I pimp smacked the glass pipe out of her hands and It shattered on the floor. “no!" she uttered. “I hate to break up your good times bitch, but it seems we have company and they ain't got ass, grass or cash" “Get the Axe!" Diamonds real name I never asked. She was African American and in her mid 30s with the most beautiful hair. I know... You want to know about those titties so let me tell ya.... She had double D knockers and pepperoni titties with baby thumb...