I'd Like To Tell You A Story About A Girl Called Alice, Lonely Alice, In Fact Lonely Sad Alice. But She Hadn't Always Been That Way, Neither Lonely Or Indeed Sad.

In Fact Quite The Opposite, A Fun Full Of Life Sort Of Girl! You Want To Know What Changed Her? For That We Had Better Start Right Back At The Beginning, Never A Bad Place To Start A Story! Although If I Am Writing A Short Story, A Really Short Story,, I Usually Start It Near The End!

Once Upon A Time, There Was A Story, & In This Story, There Was An Alice!

Alice Grew Up In A Sleepy Seaside Town In England, Called Hastings. Hastings Had A Few Claims To Fame, Besides Sleeping A Lot, Its Double Fried Chips Were Famed Across The Land. But It's True Claim To Fame Was It's Doughnut Tree. Apparently, The Only One In Existence In The Whole Wide World, Others Have Claimed To Have Grown One, But Their Claims...