Maine moon lover ko chutiya kaha tha, kyunki usne quote mein likha tha usse teasing pasand hai
to usne wo delete kardi
aur dusri quote mein respect ki baat ki
to maine pucha mujhe laga tha tumhe teasing pasand hai
to usne kaha iska matlab gali doge kya
to maine kaha ki Aisa ha to caption mein mention Karo ki konsi type ki teasing pasand hai
kyunki do terah ki hoti hai, achi ya gandi
to usne kuch nahi kaha
phir do maharathi aye
Eminence aur Seraffin
wo mujhe tag kiye
to maine unhe logic pela
lekin wo gadhe the
lekin baat khatam ho gayi
main block ho chuka tha
lekin ek chutiye ka mun nahi bhara
mere ko die die post mein chilla raha tha
f sign bhej raha tha
to maine usse gay keh diya
keh diya not interested in bl
toh usne kaha I'm interested in your mother
phir delete kar Diya usne
phir se mujhe f sign bheja
to maine phirse usse gay kaha
phir se baat khatam ho gayi

lekin ajj koi meri quote
pe meri amma ki telugu mein kimat puchne laga
to maine delete kar diya
phir abhi thodi der pehle dusri profile se ghatya cheej likh raha tha
aur mera itta time nahi ki telugu se translate karoon
to maine delete kar diya aur block bhi kardiya

lekin chutiye to chutiye hi hote hai na

Maan liya Moon Lover se nahi kehna chahiye tha na jante hue
lekin iss chutiyo konsi ghujli hai
meri ma ki jageh apni amma ke bare mein kabhi soch liya hota usne

© Mr. V