Benedict after swilling down on a couple of shots of free whiskey that his audiences bought for him had a habit of boasting about his past. "It was a glorious day the day I lost my arm" he used to say snickering and involuntarily scratching the air with what was left of his left arm. Which wasn't much. Just ¼ of what it once used to be.

"I was at Kargil. I single-handedly defeated the Pakistani platoon." He said and he was rewarded with...