Joe: "Where are we?"

Matt: "I don't know, I let Eric decide."

Joe: "Eric?! Oh no, we're probably in a land full of stupid animals and Martha Stewart's with crock-pot recipes."

Eric: "Three months without a roof over my head and now I have a palace. You're not taking this away from me."

Matt: "They're only making you the king so they can later sacrifice you to their weird dog god!"

Eric: "And? That seems like a pretty sweet way to go to me."

Also Eric: "Is this Narnia? This has gotta be Narnia."

Joe: "For the last time Eric, not every parallel world is Narnia!"
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