CADOC: Hello and welcome to Nature Speaks. (applause)The talk show that allows nature to give advice and experiences to humanity.
Today we are with a very important guest. If you have been following our episodes then this guest we have is probably the most unexpected. Maybe you never thought of it. We have with us Mr Sperm. Please read to the end. You may be surprised at what you didn't pay too much attention to.
SPERM: Thanks for having me.
CADOC: You're welcome. Since our viewers can't see you, we're talking to you via a microscope. I am wondering myself what you have for humanity. We're all ears.
SPERM: I would like to give a brief...