once there lived a man, a very short man who's names were unknown and existance vake. I say names because he had many.. so many that he'd become lost in thought to figure it out, it got so bad that he'd go door to door to get the names his neighbor give him, to see which were more frequent but to his luck everyone were so distant
he didn't know why, he thought it was because he hadn't shower in a while so he did, but...