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Tulsa Time
Tulsa Time


And in the organized chaos of being an overachiever, I 'bout fell the fuck off the porch when I gazed upon the eternal glory of my black fucking rock! There it was, sitting in the sunshine, and I sure did like it's sparkle.

The sparkle of my eternal glory that I buckled up my britches, and smack my ass, grabbed a sheet,...