"Sing louder!" Andy, the chorus director, urged. "We're gonna blow the judges away!" Mrs. Whelchin's 4th grade class sang louder, indeed. 'If I had a haaaaammer, I'd hammer in the moooor- oorr- ning...' came reverberating immensely throughout the gymnasium/concert hall. It was gleefully deafening. The walls shook. Hundreds of ears, covered. Children's singing overpowered adult screams. Andy signed for the big finale and a GIANT hammer dropped from the ceiling and the gymnasium collapsed. Applause came much later.