At my new office, I met a girl, Hillary, who took me to church on the 3rd week of hooking up, we had just began seeing each other, low-key.

In church, that fateful evening, as service went on, they asked for new members to identify themselves, I stay-put, didn't act like I heard. Pretended looking at my Bible, with all seriousness.

And my girl taps me and says "JK., stand-up for everyone to know you." Goshh, I reluctantly stood and waved with a smug smile. And church greeted me with a welcome song. I nodded a thank you, waving hallelujah. Amen. while shaking some weird hands.

Hillary smiles and tells her youth leader I'm her boyfriend from way back, school. Damn, meeee? since when? Youth leader looks at me, smiles and waves welcome to god's vineyard, bro. Ok, that's enough I mumbled quietly. Fake smiling, I nod back an amen.

As service went on, Pastor finished sermon and begins deliverance prayers; my girl was all fired up, she starts misbehaving, falls and began rolling on the floor like she was convulsing. What is going on I tried to ask youth leader? He says shes in the spirit. what spirit bro?

Ushers moved quickly to pick her up while pastor was speaking in languages I don't understand,...