A Mischievous Little Penguin
"I drove into the yard late one night. I heard some commotion down by the pond." Since there are active springs in the pond ice will build up. It looks like ice burgs in places. We also ran underground power out to the pond. The outlets were on a post far enough away so if there was splashing near the edge of the pond it wouldn't hit the outlets. But here were two penguins. One was in the water and the other one was standing on the ice and had just thrown a hair dryer in the water! I immediately unplugged the hair dryer. The penguin in the water had his tongue hanging out of the side of his mouth. "I stepped out on the ice and reached in the water and grabbed the penguin but he was thrashing some and I slipped and in the water I went. I came up hollering. Oh Damn this is COLD!!" Daddy Dillon saw my truck down by the pond...