Good evening, Ladies and Gentleman,

Welcome back to the show.

A quick message to our readers before we begin tonight.

World, the topics of our show tonight may very well come as a surprise to many of you. What will be revealed may seem mindblowing or even unbelieveable, but we’ll finally be able to get to the heart of the matter.

The truth in this case is a bit of a problem for the both of us. As it is hard for me to tell you, but a necessary requirement for you to accept, should we proceed towards our goal of becoming One World. I suppose, for many of us this may be like that part in the Matrix when Neo first comes out of the simulation and immediately throws up.

Moreover, I’ve learned that my audaciousness and sarcasm has sometimes acted as more of a barrier for me than necessary. Thus, performing a certain kind of alchemy that allows me to practice avoidance rather than head-on confrontation about the following topics. I suppose that this is because I empathize with all of you.

While I will never apologize, I do feel bad for cursing your parents and I suppose that after 7,000 years, I feel slightly more vindicated than I otherwise would have after finding that my curse is still upon the land and that all of you have inherited it. What a thing original sin, yeah? (See, now my previous comments don’t seem so bad, right?)

Welcome to Hell, Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to Hell.

So, remember Pirates of...