(Satire) Addiction!! (Sátira en español)
There are about 2.3 billion drinkers in the world, approximately 1.3 billion smokers, and 270 million drug users on the planet. They are each different in their tastes, choices, emotions, and traditions!Drinkers believe in drinking secretly, ensuring no one knows they drink and eschewing sharing. Smokers, on the other hand, reveal every step clearly, like a mirror. They can clear up any doubts about smoking techniques and are surprisingly humble—they might even share their cigarettes or cigars with you if you're without. They believe in spreading and encouraging others to join their group.Drug consumers are entirely different; they are elusive, like pythons, found everywhere with a languid motion. Despite often feeling down, like they've just been through a breakup, they have an attitude that sets them apart from drinkers and smokers. Alcohol requires patience before losing control; an interesting fact is drinkers often think everyone else is foolish. Their dedication to perfectly pouring down wine in a glass goblet with some chilled ice cubes is outstanding.In smoking, you simply open a box, take a stick, ignite it, and use it with style, before returning to the atmosphere. Isn't it cool? Sharing is caring, but they first must brush their teeth—smoking with smelly breath isn't appealing!Drug consumers don't bother with igniting; they're too busy for that. They inject themselves with steroids and Ketamine, making life simpler. They have an uncanny ability to see through walls or hold conversations.And please don't think that they are poor please no don't make jokes on them as they are a joke, much richer than a beggers they seems to be like them .After injecting, they feel like kings, seeing everything around them as subjects. Roads and footpaths become their beds; they roll wherever they please. Drinkers, after imbibing, believe themselves the most charming, even if they're bald with a portly physique. They believe to dance better than Michael Jackson and sing better than Freddie Mercury and Whitney Houston—so they think!Some, who know nothing of politics, offer advice like: "Debates are like bar arguments—make bold statements, avoid facts, and always have a comeback ready, even if it makes no...