Have you seen my keys?
One Friday night a bartender named Machito finds himself at a bar with a woman named Mari. She walked in wearing a beautiful red dress with a pair of black Converses. He notices a look of sadness in her as if her face were melting as she walked up and sat down. Mari looks directly at Machito and demands a shot of tequila. You don't look like a drinker says Machito as he's wiping an empty glass. Mari smiles and says and you don't look like a man who listens very well. Machito smirked and said A shot of tequila it is for the wise lady. Machito then pours her the shot of tequila and she gulps it down quickly and looks directly at him. Excuse me is something wrong asks Machito. Mari says all you men are the same always taking advantage of us and thinking we can't live without you guys. Machito looks at her shocked and says so you'll condemn the whole world of men over a few bad apples? Mari then demands another drink and says I would chop the whole tree down if I could. Machito felt her heart and handed her another drink at half price cause you know business is business. He noticed her slouching over with a slur in her voice as she demanded another drink. Machito then grabbed a bottle of water and put it in the glass then mixed it with a very small amount of tequila and gave it to her in the house. She drank it but Machito suggested that she should stop drinking already. She looked at Machito with her hair all over the place and said you men always want to be in control of everything! Machito remained silent. Mari...