**Setting: A cozy kitchen drawer**

**Spoon:** (clinking joyfully) Well, well, well! Look who it is! Mr. Prong himself! What brings you to my side of the drawer?

**Fork:** (with a haughty tone) Oh please, Spoon. I just came to remind you that you’re just a glorified scoop! What do you even do? Just sit there and wait for soup?

**Spoon:** (laughs) At least I can handle a delicious ice cream sundae! What about you? You’re only good for stabbing at things! Ever tried...