Bart walked into Shelly's Bar and Grill and found his stool, he then ordered a rum and Coke from Martha. He was glad it was Martha behind the bar tonight! Forgeview, Maryland was the sleepy little town where everybody knew everybody.

But thats when Rhonda came to town, just to stir up trouble....When the woman sitting beside him struck up a conversation and asked Bart, "You married?". Bart thought, this usually is never a good sign before the first drink. So he replied, "Not yet, but she's the love of my life. And one day I'm gonna marry her." Rhonda, he soon found out that was her name, said she wasn't looking for anything but a good time. As Rhonda mulled over her dry martini, she said she hadn't been in town for long, explaining how bored and lonely she was...

Bart went on to tell Rhonda about Emily, his girlfriend of...